It’s not guarenteed that he’ll break your heart. But if he does, this is how it’s going to happen.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
He is going to ghost you.
He’s going to start taking longer and longer to answer your texts — and then he is going to stop answering them completely. He’s going to slowly fade out of your life. He might even delete you from social media, so that there’s no chance of seeing your face again.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
He is going to leave you for somebody else.
He is guilty of thinking the grass is greener on the other side. That’s why he is going to fall for some other girl and decide that he wants to take a chance on her. He’s going to leave you, because he doesn’t want to spend the rest of his life wondering what would have happened if he dated someone else.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
He is going to change his mind.
He’s going to realize that, even though he originally thought he wanted you, he was wrong. He’s going to take back everything he said to you. He’s going to break all of the promises he made. He’s going to say, oops I fucked up, and move on with his life.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
He is going to fall out of love with you.
He’s going to give you some of the best years of your life, and then for seemingly no reason at all, he’s going to leave you. He’ll apologize again and again, because he’ll feel horrible about it. But he won’t be able to explain it. It just happened. He just stopped wanting you.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
He is going to dump you.
He isn’t going to beat around the bush. He isn’t going to play around. He’s going to call you up, tell you that you need to talk, and then dump you. It’ll happen in that cliché way, like you’ve always seen in the movies.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
He is going to lead you on.
He’s going to be sweet to you. He’s going to make you feel like you actually matter. And then you’re going to realize that he treats everyone the same way. That he was just being friendly. That he never actually wanted to date you.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
He is going to be your ‘almost boyfriend.’
He’s going to put in effort — but not enough effort. He’ll answer your texts and hang out with you at his house, but he’ll never take the leap and become your official boyfriend. He’ll always leave you wanting more.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
He is going to ask if you can ‘take a break.’
He’s going to make it sound like all he wants is to spend a little time apart, but what he really means is that he wants to see other people. That he has no intention of getting back together with you.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
He is going to run away.
He is going to get scared, feel suffocated, and start freaking out. He’ll leave you — not because he doesn’t like you — but because he likes you too much and doesn’t know how to handle those new feelings. Because he’s more comfortable being a bachelor.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
He is going to friend zone you.
He is going to make you fall hard for him. He might even kiss you and sleep with you. And then, one day, he’ll tell you that he isn’t ready for a relationship. That he doesn’t actually want to be your boyfriend and he’s sorry if he mislead you.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
He is going to break up with you over text.
Since he doesn’t want to see you cry, he’s going to write you an elaborate email or text message about how sorry he is that the relationship isn’t working out and how he hopes you can still stay friends. And he’s going to mean it. Kind of.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
He is going to act like an asshole.
Instead of breaking up with you, he’ll try to push you to break up with him. Make it look like it was your idea. Like you were the bad guy and he was completely innocent.